My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize