I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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