didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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