He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
