I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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