she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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