I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Success! We fucked roommates!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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