Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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