i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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