Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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