it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
