dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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