But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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