And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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