i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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