I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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