I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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