brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Actions speak louder than pants.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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