just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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