NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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