I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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