Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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