last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
why is half of my head shaved?
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