Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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