I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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