He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
