she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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