how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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