If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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