Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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