any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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