try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
