I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
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Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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