i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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