Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
bring money and cleavage
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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