How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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