I want to make a zoo with you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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