I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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