That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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