The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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