Sry I called you an 8
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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