Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i came on her dog
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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