Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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