Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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