She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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