can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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