I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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