I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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