If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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