i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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